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9 Demotivational Poster


1911 -


TAGS: 45 1911 god moses holy
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by TheScottsMan

flapinux - April 9, 2012, 7:31 pm
The most powerful weapon in Bad Company 2!
Bolverk37782 - April 2, 2012, 6:52 am
Works well with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 11:06 pm
Well as a "Scottsman" I like Scottish women in plaid bras LOL!!!!!!!!
Budog - March 30, 2012, 5:45 pm
Even as an atheist I like this one... 5L
Rick69 - March 30, 2012, 5:24 pm
Well, TheScottsMan, you had me fooled by your avatar... :O
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 8:39 am
I actually like Glock better, but I must pay homage to the first combat pistol.
lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:38 pm

The pistol god, my favorite, my buddy, my friend. 'Glock', you know, is just the sound one of those brand X ones makes when you drop it.


TACH IT UP TACH IT UP -


TAGS: 1971 chevelle ss
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

rodtoo40 - September 16, 2012, 12:16 pm
Try 1970 SS 454 for the win.
M0rd3kaI - August 18, 2012, 4:52 am
Airman!! if you don't mind to, upload this to MotoFake please?
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2012, 1:44 am
...and "linkage" referred to positive or progressive.
fatelvis - August 17, 2012, 2:34 pm
d*** you Dr Atkins.


90S TEEN SITCOMS - Back when they didn't need cheating boyfriends, teenage pregnancy or borderline retarded pop stars to get kids to watch them.


TAGS: 90s boy meets world
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by angus90

TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 10:14 am
The only reason kids watched that was because it aired between Rocco’s modern life and Eeeek the cat. Lol And there were only to TV stations lol
TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 10:14 am
The only reason kids watched that was because it aired between Rocco’s modern life and Eeeek the cat. Lol And there were only to TV stations lol
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 8:20 pm
I thought the same thing about New Zoo Revue!


911 OR LIFE? - If you don't have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for the police to bring theirs.


TAGS: 911 pistol gun police
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by SimpleSimon

nicholsjoshua15 - July 24, 2013, 7:33 pm
I don't carry a gun on my persons but I do carry a five inch combat knife. I do keep a loaded Smith And Wesson 357 in my dresser drawer at all times. There's a time and a place for everything.
Buzzramjet - February 10, 2012, 3:54 pm
Anyone who buys this idiocy is an idiot. Once the gun is pulled on you and pointed at your face do you really think you can pull yours out fast enough before his bullet hits you between the eyes?
GySgt1811a - February 6, 2012, 3:10 pm
Comment? No need.
CloudchaserS - February 5, 2012, 10:01 am
I dare anyone who sees this to make an argument against that logic. Also, No Holds Barred by Sir Mix-A-Lot easily goes with this


1900 Germans imagine year 2000 -


TAGS: 1900 2000
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:27 am
No-thanks! Having to push an internal-combustion powered car when it runs out of fuel is hard enough... and I don't need someone getting on my case over cutting-down their tree.
nicholsjoshua15 - April 5, 2016, 7:48 am
This is so Steampunk, it's awesome. I kinda wish they had been right, imagine living in a Steampunk world!


The Internet -


TAGS: internet opnions enabling 1986
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by BlairEdwards

mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:28 am
ROTFL!!!!! I've got a new neighbor that would have limited resources back then.....now he can talk for HOURS!!!!!!!!!!! 5L BL!
concern3 - February 12, 2016, 4:06 am
Amen Brother
MissPriss - February 11, 2016, 8:14 pm
And since cellphones and texting they're able to without seeing where their going with those opinions...teehee.
lgvernon - February 11, 2016, 5:47 pm

Nice poster. Welcome!


SHERIFF BART -


TAGS: mar 9 movie quotes blazing saddles
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:26 pm
lol 5/5
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:25 pm
Are you saying I'm a...grass pilot?
Hasbunmb - March 10, 2010, 2:35 pm
Baby please, I am not from Havana!
Airman - March 9, 2010, 6:46 pm
5 Schnitzengrubens LOL
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 6:29 pm
And you're cheifly at fault for it, Grey!!!
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:25 pm
"what?!? the moderators are queer?"...;). 5L


INNOVATION - Designing something that doesn't get improved on much for 100 years.




DOUBLEPLUSIRONIC - Need I say more...


TAGS: irony orwell 1984 barcelona
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by wehrvamp

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 12:25 am
The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essential words. C++ This language is Catalan.
Faradio - January 2, 2012, 10:34 am
George Orwell wrote "1984", a novel about a totalitarian regime where "Big Brother" used to spy on every citizen with cameras everywhere. The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essencial words.
ajax87 - January 1, 2012, 8:00 am
hi, i'm from spain and this lenguage is the catalan, from catalonia.
Zook - December 30, 2011, 9:37 am
Derp, mayhaps it's in Barcelona, like it says on the sign.
jorgejs76 - December 20, 2011, 6:29 pm
Not exactly, maybe another languaje from spain, not international spanish...
TheSanityInspector - December 19, 2011, 9:18 pm
Spain, right? Because he fought in the Spanish Civil War.


VEGETA -


TAGS: vegeta 9000 nappa shaved dbz
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by Prize Gotti

HtD - January 4, 2009, 9:28 pm
Ha, it is Nappa.
Amy - November 28, 2008, 9:54 pm
ah sorry, the text came up fuzzy underneath its obviously nappa. my mistake. anyone else thinks she looks like Burke Reynolds?
Amy - November 28, 2008, 9:48 pm
don't, that made me lol! but Vegeta doesn't have a 'tash-isnt that meant to be Nappa?
Tony G - November 28, 2008, 6:53 pm
i dont blame you steve, i would've done the same thing
Steve - November 11, 2008, 2:29 am
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!! Sorry, I couldn't resist.


THE 90S - I miss the days when the biggest decision of my life was Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle.


TAGS: 90s pokemon
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by angus90

Sho - April 6, 2010, 2:53 pm
I always dumped my starter in the pc
CANADA - April 6, 2010, 1:11 pm
Try going out side or playing hockey
angus90 - April 5, 2010, 7:29 pm
They weren't really an option when I was 8 years old.
GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 7:25 pm
cost you about the same as a new game?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 5, 2010, 7:23 pm
I went with girls and parties....but what do I know?
angus90 - April 5, 2010, 7:21 pm
Everyone I knew liked Charmander, I always went with Bulbasaur
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:18 pm
Try Atari's Baseball, Pitfall, Stampede or Hangman!
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 7:11 pm
Charmander, no doubd


GODS TEAM -


TAGS: gods team 49ers football agnostic
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ICEMAN - February 6, 2010, 12:37 am
Fact of the matter... The Niners are batting 1.000. Steelers, a mere .857
ANON - November 4, 2009, 12:01 pm
Until now...you were one of my favorite motifakers RON...now...i might be sick...The NINERS??? REALLY? BLAH
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:23 pm
Yeah, but I'm ok with that one more than the blatantly piss poor job back then. There were some other questionable calls to end this one as well, not QUITE as bad but yeah....hey THEY SHOULD ONLY HAVE 4!!! f***ers....
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:19 pm
Except are we forgeting that this last superbowl was handed to the Steelers by the Zebras...that was an out of bounds catch that won it for them!
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:17 pm
fitting that they all have determined the outcome of each others Championship records.
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:15 pm
I really do think that the steelers were given the Seattle super bowl. That was by far the most lopsided refereeing I've ever seen. So It could easily still be 5 all. And all three teams have battled it out in some very close games so It's kinda.....
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:09 pm
Well you forgot the eagles...oooops no you didn't!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:07 pm
Ya know MO between the 49ers, the Steelers *my fingers hurt after typing that* and Dallas there are no team that are close to these is superbowl wins
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:46 pm
See now Ron. I disagree whole heartedly. I actually made the trip to Texas Stadium to see a game before it was decommisioned. NIK and I got to see God's team whoop the hell outta the niners. Even though the rivalry has died since "the catch" days....


NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST - It's usually not this funny


TAGS: nuclear atomic holly9000
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by holly9000

rerun - February 19, 2010, 10:05 pm

I sure miss Bozo.
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 9:41 pm
Speaking of beautiful, this ph**ochop is. I seriously want a snow cone right now.
TheTrashHeap - February 19, 2010, 9:39 pm
Cpn did you just say that Faceplant is beautiful and seductive?
CpnKangaroo - February 19, 2010, 9:37 pm
You can't plan something to be that beautifully destructive.
sickartist - December 7, 2009, 10:56 pm
coulrophobia is the irrational fear of evil clowns. 5L for proving I'm not paranoid.


1911 - Faster and more reliable than calling 9-1-1.


TAGS: m1911 9 1 1 self defense
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by SteveFurlong

arandomtree - April 2, 2012, 3:33 pm
this gets results
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 8:20 pm

Makes a much bigger impression than dragging out your cellphone, too~~~


9-11 -


TAGS: 9 11 remember
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:52 am
Sigh.
Krissie - March 14, 2010, 1:50 am
Deltabob, you couldnt have said it better...no offense, Pabbicus.
Pabbicus - August 23, 2009, 10:52 am
victory. It was their goal to hurt the USA irreparably, and to simply rebuild what was there and continue on stronger than before is the best possible response.
Pabbicus - August 23, 2009, 10:52 am
In my opinion, the best possible thing to do is to rebuild the towers as they were, stronger than before, to show them that their attack had no lasting impact except to strengthen our resolve even more. Leaving the ground barren only serves to mark their-
Preacher Man - August 22, 2009, 2:09 am
Ah, OK. Truth be told, I rarely peruse the forums. I'm just here for a laugh at the end of the day. But for my money, there can't be enough tributes to the heroism displayed by real Americans on 9/11.
Haarakkon - August 22, 2009, 1:55 am
You've been around awhile, preacher, so it's the theme for the August Motifake challenge. It's in the forums.
Preacher Man - August 22, 2009, 1:52 am
Seriously, MO, I have not the first clue as to why all the 9/11 posters now either. Not that I mind; this nation needs regular reminding that we have real enemies who want us dead, but the sudden burst of posters is puzzling me. Mind enlightening me?
MO - August 21, 2009, 4:35 pm
...another week or two then come back when you can not make a complete a** of yourself. That goes for any of you new folks who are just poking around....OBSERVE before you f***ing make a negative comment. If not then just bring the funny. Thanks...
MO - August 21, 2009, 4:34 pm
Yo b****es! Just the fact that you don't have a clue as to why there are a bunch of 911 posters today show just how much of a newb you are. Oh and not to mention who you're directing your comment to in the frickin first place. Step back, observe for......
k - August 21, 2009, 4:12 pm
arent these supposed to be sarcastic or funny?
mebitches - August 21, 2009, 3:57 pm
its not even september yet, for f***s sake. give it a rest./


NEVER FORGET - I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free, And I won't forget the men who died




ATOMIC CAKE - Who said they couldn’t have a laugh in 1946 …


TAGS: 1946 cake atomic
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by tommyrat

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:35 pm
If you didn't think Nuclear War could be funny, you've clearly never seen Dr. Strangelove.
Ed-Hyde - November 5, 2010, 7:11 am
5L, this proves it, everything can be funny.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:56 am
Bazinga!
Derek - November 4, 2010, 8:11 pm
Bikini? Any less and she'd be wearing nothing atoll.
forseti - November 4, 2010, 3:41 pm
Bob Hope: "As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell." 5 Bikinis


THE ROCK HAS AN M249 SAW - It doesn't matter what your argument is!


TAGS: m249 saw rock dwayne johnson
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by bigdaddywv

steve1961 - September 26, 2012, 11:20 pm
Riiiiight...the small stick must be a cane cuz the guy was born in 1940.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:30 pm
Chuck Norris, has a small stick, The Rock is f*cked.
Coombsy007 - August 9, 2011, 7:59 pm
Lol forseti
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:24 am
My argument: So what?? I've all the ammo!


DEGREES OF FEAR - aka Bravery


TAGS: patton speech 1944
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 12:19 pm
Will pinkish cowards do?
falloutghoul - April 11, 2013, 9:50 pm
Five medals of honor to that brave sonuvab****.
CaptainBaked - June 3, 2011, 6:00 pm
I really enjoyed reading this poster... and im not even baked this time! Nice one AM


CHILD INNOCENCE - I see no problems here. Move along.


TAGS: 90567
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

PrettyWhenICry - February 28, 2012, 12:19 pm
LOL
Reality Lord - February 25, 2012, 7:36 am

another lols...you're on a roll


LOOKING BACK -


TAGS: 1970s
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 12:10 pm
Why does this seem familiar?


THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.


TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and b***head g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the ****. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and b***head
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.


MK.19 FULL AUTO GRENADE LAUNCHER - Here's That Destruction You Ordered.


TAGS: mk 19
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by sasquatch76

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:43 pm
Still, it sounds like a rabbit with the squirts... plupe - plupe - plupe. How scary is that !?!


EXECUTIVE DECISIONS -


TAGS: bullets 9 yards decision
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

salsa23 - April 10, 2011, 1:41 pm
11B is correct, its 5.56mm linked and the rounds are upside down.
Sean - November 12, 2010, 3:10 pm
Of course the decision to make a swivel chair -- THAT was a good decision. Hey look! A LogicDude! Over there, somewhat behind that tree ....
LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:08 pm
Those are clearly uranium-depleted sour milk tipped rounds loading into Mooooooooooooo's udder for firing at Timmys.
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:51 pm
(even it's not allowed) I have some 7.62 from my former MG-3. They look different. So GySgt is probably right. But the result may be the same.
GySgt1811 - October 1, 2010, 10:59 am
Sorry Wraith. (I seem to have started something stupid and useless.) They're .50 BMG and it's Sunny Side Up in a M-85. Which is the POS in the TC's cupola on a M-60A1 RISE (Passive). And an M1919 Browning did not have disintegrating links. (E7C, Out.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 9:57 am
That's clearly a tank.....5L
Ed-Hyde - October 1, 2010, 7:28 am
I'm kinda leaning towards 7.62 personally, without perspective on it its hard to tell.
Untamedfifty - October 1, 2010, 6:49 am
those are 30-06 rounds for a m1919 browning
Wraith11B - October 1, 2010, 2:18 am
Sorry, those are either 5.56 or 7.62, not .50cal, and they're fake (the casing has already been fired) and they're dra**d the wrong way to feed into a weapon. BRASS TO THE GRASS next time!
GySgt1811 - September 30, 2010, 6:18 pm
.50 Caliber, Sunny Side Up! Man, how I love gun p***. 5 rounds, Face!


LEST WE FORGET -


TAGS: tree bycycle war 1914 bike
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Ism

Frald - August 18, 2013, 5:56 pm
d***... I mean, what can you say to that.
MPsniper - May 29, 2012, 4:53 am
yeas & no....( i know, snopes...but still...) http://www.snopes.com/ph**os/natural/bicycle.asp
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 6:14 pm
Great story. I'd like to see the American Pickers try to buy that bike.


VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT I´M CRAZY - one is humming the theme melody of tetris




THE U.S. MARINES - Amazing what they come up with when they are bored.




FOURTEEN YEARS -


TAGS: 9 11
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Pikeman - November 13, 2015, 8:43 am
Some fools insist the war against terror in Iraq and Afghanistan are about oil.
Greeny - September 16, 2015, 10:32 pm
idea - create - submit
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 3:51 pm
But have you forgotten about December 7, 1941 yet?
lgvernon - September 12, 2015, 5:27 pm

Thank you, Greeny.
Greeny - September 12, 2015, 9:56 am
Wow - most excellent
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2015, 3:03 am
'member when somebody attacked those New Yorkers? It was radical, dude.


I WONT DIE - from lack of shooting back


TAGS: 9mm belgin 18sh**
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - May 27, 2012, 5:58 pm
9mm Belgium 18 sh** Double barrel.
EmilioDumphque - May 27, 2012, 3:12 pm
An 18 shooter??
maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:14 am
I Second That.


SOLIERS LIKE DOGS -




THERE WAS A TIME -




TWELVE STEP RECOVERY - The First step is admitting you have a problem.


TAGS: 9834555
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

Airman - March 2, 2012, 6:48 pm
this cracks me up everytime I see it.. I fav'd it
Reality Lord - February 25, 2012, 7:34 am

i lol'd....5L and nice dude!
RonE - February 25, 2012, 5:22 am
He still has a serious addiction. When he refuses to admit that it is the Cats poop that really gets him going.
ICEMAN - February 25, 2012, 1:56 am
We always suspected.
Budog - February 25, 2012, 1:44 am
My name is Rufus and I'm a poopaholic...
Greeny - February 24, 2012, 9:03 pm
Houston, we have a problem...
GaryO - February 24, 2012, 8:45 pm
DOG POOP! WOOf!


The Day The World Came To Town -




MAN'S BEST FRIENDS - A Good Dog and a Good 1911


TAGS: dog 1911
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by wanderor



ANNE FRANK - HIDE & SEEK CHAMPION Hid: 6 July 1942 Found: 4 Aug 1944


TAGS: anne frank hide seek 1942 1944
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by fascistfrenchman

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:23 pm
The stairway to the attic should have been drenched in Ges***o blood when the Frank's were finally removed.
Anonymous2 - May 28, 2010, 2:16 pm
BS. Osama Bin Laden is the Hide & Seek Champion. Hid: 11 September 2001, Found: not yet.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:36 am
Hey! That's not nice. Forseti, if he bans you, I'll unban f0rseti and forsati. :P
GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 10:35 am
you'll help train mine if you comment on this poster again, forsleepi
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:33 am
as I said... But I only wanted to help Aggy and rerun to train their banning-skillz. I'm such an angel... I'm impressed by myself again. ;)
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:29 am
All twelve of your other usernames are still banned... Most people probably can't make all the mistakes you did. LoL jk :P
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:21 am
he can't do all the mistakes i did :-P
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:19 am
d*** it. Sorry for multiposting!
culos - May 26, 2010, 10:19 am
Amsome? I thought you meant he'd be the same as you :_)
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:18 am
i won't. It was never my plan and as i think everyone of us i prefer a selfmade pic with good text the most. But frenchie perhaps made the mistake i did in my beginings too, so don't be too harsh. His next will be amsome! ;)
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:17 am
i won't. It was never my plan and as i think everyone of us i prefer a selfmade pic with good text the most. But frenchie perhaps made the mistake i did in my beginings too, so don't be too harsh. His next will be amsome! ;)
MO - May 26, 2010, 9:15 am
d***!! Aggy you're up awful early. What's shakin?
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:13 am
forseti..... please don't instigate.
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:01 am
Well, it's not allowed here. We have few rules here... and they need to be adhered to. Please cease the argument that this is ok. Things slip past moderators from time to time. This is not original. And accuracy doesn't make it better. Try harder.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 8:58 am
i prefer plagiarized good pics to selfmade bad ones... ;)
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 8:42 am
Do you blame them for hiding after all the nasty stuff they let you do to them Culos?
culos - May 26, 2010, 8:39 am
First of all, this is a copy paste job with the same crappy text lay out I saw elsewhere a long time ago. Secondly, what's so special about this one that people seem to be offended? Tons of teenage girls hide in their rooms to write in their diaries!
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 8:33 am
"delete the older one"? WTF forseti! Delete nothing and slam frenchie for purposely plagiarizing. You boys are talking like greybeards, yet not a hint of grey! Earn your place noobs... and you may earn an opinion.
mike34 - May 26, 2010, 6:47 am
It may be a sad part of the history. But it's a very good poster. It's funny even if you don't want to admit it.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 5:04 am
anyhow it's hard to find a truely original picture. all of us copy pics without having the copyright. And here are thousands of pics, so duplicates are normal. I just try to vote impartial and have fun. BUT: Woe betide anyone who copies my pics!!!!1111 ;)
fascistfrenchman - May 26, 2010, 4:49 am
Thanks, forseti. It's nice to know that someone understands we're here to have a laugh. Google search Anne Frank, and we'll find that these two Motifakes are not the first of it's kind - others have written this joke long before us.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 4:31 am
delete the older one, this here is a little more funny and less "imprecise". Also we're all sure that this was just a sudden inspiration of the Frenchman without knowing the older pic. Benefit of the doubt! Don't be Nazis! ;)
fascistfrenchman - May 26, 2010, 3:23 am
You laugh at other grotesque stuff, but this isn't funny? At least it's historically accurate. If the other guy corrected his dates, I’d withdraw mine, though I'd need instructions for how (I have sent inquiry by reply to a Mod).
SLee - May 26, 2010, 2:17 am
by wrong I mean making a joke out of a sad part of history and by lame i mean that this isn't even funny. Of all the stuff that gets rejected and this is let through -_-
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 1:45 am
You have wrong and lame confused with funny and plagiarized.
SLee - May 26, 2010, 1:41 am
who let this through, this is wrong and lame
agdaniele - May 25, 2010, 11:53 pm
Pathetic.
pzykosiz - May 25, 2010, 11:18 pm
not cool man. not cool. 1L
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 11:14 pm
WTF? You make a comment on a poster that is almost exactly the same as this? #12898. 1L


911? - "We're sorry, you must first dial a 1 when calling this number."


TAGS: 1911 colt
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by thereefgeek

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 4:33 pm
Wouldn't surprise me one bit.


9/11 - The Freemasons made a serious error with the Morgan affair in 1826


TAGS: freemasons 9 11 morgan affair 1826 rnr
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by RnR

aPauling - August 28, 2008, 8:42 am
At age 45, Morgan married a 16 year old girl. Ah, the good old days.
Anakun - August 26, 2008, 7:02 pm
WTF? Over!


I THINK OF YOU - AND LET IT GO


TAGS: lost love 99redballoons
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - October 9, 2011, 5:06 pm
Hey thanks, Airman, thanks for the balloon. But what about the other 98? Hmmmm? You know?! The one's you used to start a global thermal nuclear war?!? Killing, oh I don't know, let's say billions of people. Sheesh.
rerun - October 5, 2011, 7:34 pm

Beautiful
gas - October 5, 2011, 6:38 pm
and everyonce in a while I think about her smile, one of the few things I do miss... but I'm going on


POWDERED TOAST MAN - Has Chuck Norris for breakfast




HOW IT FEELS - to chew 5 gum.


TAGS: 911 5gum disasterous
Rating: 2.98/5

More motifakes by Desolate1

pzykosiz - August 18, 2010, 12:27 am
i kinda feel bad for laughing at this now.
BrokenEye - August 18, 2010, 12:21 am
Too soon? Yes. In bad taste? Yes. Funny anyway? Absolutely.
rerun - March 30, 2010, 7:51 pm

Gearry, maybe you should learn that WTFO no longer lives here
Gearry - March 30, 2010, 2:18 pm
wtfo, maybe the worst terror attack in history on american ground. It's not by far the worst terror attack in history! maybe you should try and learn to see that there is a whole world outside America. ;)
Chopperliscious - November 28, 2009, 1:30 am
OH f*** I forgot - give all motifakes that have a confederate flag in them 1 lion too. They offend African Americans and remind them of slavery. And while we're at it, let's take everything down that might offend SOMEONE and then lets see what is left ...
Chopperliscious - November 28, 2009, 1:24 am
Um. Okay - lets also give 1 lion to any motifakes with swastika's in them because they remind ME of the genocide of millions and millions. If 911 humor, by parochial decree, isn't funny, then neither are swastika's. Hail to the chief.
lulz - September 22, 2009, 2:20 pm
we should kill his family, take a picture of them dead and make a motivational poster making fun of them
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:30 pm
No, temp. 3000+ murdered by 19 muslim terrorists. 3000+ families losing loved ones. This trash posted on Sept 11. Nothing offensive about this right? Idiot. Let's not forget, politics is now off the table cause it upsets people but this is okay apparently
temp - September 19, 2009, 10:44 pm
To site visitors AND regulars: if you're offended by this, you're in the wrong place.
Name - September 16, 2009, 6:58 pm
I'm not an a**hole, so don't bite my head off, but people make jokes with the nuke explosion in the BG all the time, how is this any different?
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 2:13 am
Everyone.... really? Taking bait like this? Should've 1L d it, and let it die. Now I have to view this repeatedly in the comments? Really?
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 12:42 am
I laughed. It's funny.
mmmBingSoo - September 15, 2009, 12:39 am
ive seen alot worse then this (worse meaning more f***ed up) 9/11 related ph**ochops. im a new yorker and i can take 9/11 jokes but this one just sucks who uses gum jokes? seriously
Desolate1 - September 15, 2009, 12:23 am
You've never seen those 5 Gum commercials, Captain Flesh Arrow? Youtube it, dude. I'm sure it's on there.
ThePirate - September 15, 2009, 12:14 am
first of all, "to chew five gum". what is that? that is the english of a 4 yr old or a retard. you come off as an igorant, retarded f***. Glad you were bored. Perhaps a tsunami or holocaust joke would make you feel better. You absolute Piece of ****. GTFO
MrRandom - September 15, 2009, 12:00 am
At least have some respect for the dead you ignorant little f***. Even if you weren't affected thousands were, along with a good portion of the world.
Desolate1 - September 14, 2009, 11:58 pm
Wow. It's sad how none of you can take a simple joke. 9/11 didn't affect me in any way, so why should I care? I bet a lot of you weren't personally affected, neither. And besides, I was bored. ;)
zoid2442 - September 14, 2009, 8:09 pm
oh and to Desolate1, WHAT THE F*** WERE YOU THINKING IN MAKING THIS!! I really hope that you are not an american, for if you are, get the f*** out of america right now a** wipe
zoid2442 - September 14, 2009, 8:08 pm
omnia, you are obviously the reincarnation of hitler, because it seems that you are so heartless, that you dont care about death at all. Thousands of people lost beloved family members during this, and its not something that can be easily forgotten.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:20 pm
Omnia, 3000 innocent people were murdered. If you have no respect for that, then you are a low-life POS that deserves to be a***ly ra**d in hell with pineapples.
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:07 pm
What an arsehole.
omnia - September 14, 2009, 10:28 am
seriously guys/girls!! WE f***ING GET IT! 9/11 was a bad experience for you. but to still cry and weep about it. get a life crybabies.
mrbombastic - September 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
This is f***ed up.
Chron139 - September 13, 2009, 9:02 pm
You miserable piece of ****; i hope you or someone you love gets blown up. Then i hope someone makes a poster out of it for the world to laugh at.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 8:15 pm
Not to mention this POS posted this on or near the 8th anniversary of the worst terror attack in history.
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 7:52 pm
I just want to know how, at this time, this has 3/5? And how these makers let it pass? Is there a way to SPAM this?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:05 pm
You are a low-life and so is anyone who enjoys this piece of trash.
Rick - September 13, 2009, 7:04 pm
I don't care what you were trying to do be it funny or hurtful but you just disgust me. 9/11 should not be used for something like this
Kspace - September 13, 2009, 6:58 pm
Sick, tasteless, crass, crude and brilliantly executed.
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 5:56 pm
If it was intelligent, it might've been offensive... or funny.


1983 - Two New Reasons To Wake Up Saturday Morning


TAGS: 1983 saturday morning wake up
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by GDevo Lution

piccolo - June 5, 2008, 7:33 pm
1983-best year EVA!
Thundar Sez - May 27, 2008, 12:05 am
ARIEL, OOGLA....RIDE!
Burn - May 1, 2008, 1:53 am
That's probably the coolest picture I've ever seen in my life. Ever...


We Will Remember -


TAGS: 9 11 towers remember tears quote
Rating: 4.36/5

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maoworks2 - September 12, 2014, 6:56 pm
Amen.


9-11 CONSPIRACY -


TAGS: 911 conspiracy truth
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 12:59 pm
Almost. Needed to fine-tune the caption. If you're gonna sell "offensive" as humor, make sure you build a quality product.


SEMI-TRUCKS - Since 1984; Secretly hoping they're Optimus Prime


TAGS: semi truck optimus prime transformers 1984
Rating: 4.32/5

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CleverUserName - November 17, 2010, 9:01 pm
Thanks ^_^
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:13 pm

nicely done dude!


1976 FLASHBACK - I still hate my Mother, Sears and the 1970 's




MORAL STARE -


TAGS: life time human nature control mind power clint eastwood 1930
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by giulio

StephanieTash - October 14, 2010, 7:04 am
ha ha!! research paper help
Reason - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm
clint eastwood. This is the face of death


WHAT DOES IT TAKE -


TAGS: 49ers football famous gal coming over
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by ronsart

RON - September 20, 2009, 11:32 pm
Good day today...Seahawks 10...49ers 23!!!
SteveAlvey - August 31, 2009, 10:49 am
Ron, you may want to edit the seminole necklace...


WHAT? - Too soon?


TAGS: 9 11 xbox
Rating: 2.34/5

More motifakes by Merlin The Sick

HAMMERDAWN - July 14, 2009, 9:04 pm
heres an achievement for you "Killing the f***ing a**hole who makes a lame a** joke based on a place where people died in an act of violence" EH a**HOLE?
garth - June 16, 2009, 3:24 pm
epic flamewar
Mr. Shiny - April 29, 2009, 3:38 am
Hmm. Risky subject matter, and the caption could be better.
Christos - April 21, 2009, 5:42 pm
I imagine the achievement would be blowing up 2 f-off great big towers. I agree that we have to be able to laugh at tragedy, although if you lost someone in there it might be different.
Ted Mosby, Sex Architect! - April 21, 2009, 5:33 pm
1. There is a 20 year rule, after 20 years it will officially be kinda funny. 2. This picture is not funny seeing how it lacks thought and is offensive. 3. Why isn't anybody concerned with the ninjas in the background?
Lunar-Xero - March 2, 2009, 8:14 am
What would the achievement be for?
astronaut jesus - March 1, 2009, 7:42 pm
if u dont laugh at this the terrorists win!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 1:17 pm
--- is safe from these sort of terrorists, not even themselves! If you are outside the group of people they may care about, they want you dead, and if you're inside it, you might be expected to die for the cause. Darwin award of the millennium to them.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 1:15 pm
I *LOVE* Australians. Every Aussie I've ever met has been nice, gregarious, fun, and friendly. I was only pointing out that hating the USA and cheering the 9-11-01 attacks just because you aren't American is inane stupidity, and in any case, nobody ---
Arrogant Knight - January 13, 2009, 11:14 am
Now the greybeards hate Aussies, THANKS ALOT! :( *cry*
LogicDude - January 13, 2009, 11:06 am
And not as funny as the bombing in Bali where all the Aussies were killed either? Oh that's right...the terrorists who did this ONLY want to kill Americans amirite?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 8:55 am
Yeah, it's not as funny as that time when Japan invaded Australia and you all speak Japanese now, oh wait you don't, why is that? Oh right, the USA didn't let it happen. Stop trashing America every chance you get; it's not like we're all against you.
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 5:24 am
Being Australian, I'm just gonna LOL at this. :D
THE guy - January 2, 2009, 6:23 pm
I don't see why ya'll are verbally abusing the Americans, after all, they are just us brits, only an ocean away. Before you get all "flamey" on me, check your history. We invaded, killed the natives, took the land.
Elder God Douchebag - December 25, 2008, 2:13 am
What, dammit!? This better be good, you pulled me away from doing sh**s with Shub-Niggurath.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 25, 2008, 12:33 am
You have to say it three times, like in that movie "Beetledouche, Beetledouche, Beetledouche!"
Porcelina - December 24, 2008, 5:25 pm
I was summoning EGD
Merlin - December 24, 2008, 1:08 pm
To Fatty, Shut up, we've f*** enough things up to let Judas' words slide. To LogicDude, yeah, they f***ed up to. Woo. To Judas, apparently, the other yanks can stay offended. And finally, to Porcelina, who might you be calling a douchebag?
Porcelina - December 23, 2008, 1:02 am
Douchebag
LogicDude - December 23, 2008, 12:31 am
And to call us "yanks" would indicate one of our cousins from across the pond...who do you think did the original f***ing up of everything Mr. "Sun Never Sets on the Empire?"
Fatty - December 22, 2008, 3:40 pm
edit- that's not to say the US has not been f***ing things up... but dawn of humanity?? c'mon guy, open a book.
Fatty - December 22, 2008, 3:36 pm
"you yanks" & "dawn of humanity" Feel like revising that? By my math in 2008 America is 232 years old... way younger than most of the rest of the world.
Judas - December 22, 2008, 2:35 pm
Seriously...you yanks can't go on getting offended forever about 9-11 jokes. Especially not thinking about all the f-up you've been bringing the world since the dawn of humanity. Get over it already.
Merlin The Sorry - November 30, 2008, 9:43 am
--get over their **** is the Jewish people. That happened ages ago and yes, it was f***ing horrible, but eventually they have to stop dwelling in the past, and focus on more atrocities that are happening in the present. /rant
Merlin The Sorry - November 30, 2008, 9:43 am
Look, I'm not trying to offend, and it wasn't just on TV for me, my mom worked on the rescue and got injured, so yes, I was affected. But at some point, all of us need to just move on, and this'll sound bastardly, but one of the main peoples who need to g
LogicDude - November 22, 2008, 8:49 am
Depends on how you were affected; if you were there or knew someone who died it will always be too soon. To others it was just TV...buddy of mine died in the Pentagon attack.
Razor Eddie - November 21, 2008, 5:33 pm
I don't know about you, but I make holocost and Pearl Harbor jokes all the time. Dead baby jokes too.
Scorpio7 - November 21, 2008, 5:10 pm
It will ALWAYS be "too soon," just as it will ALWAYS be "too soon" to make "JEW & OVEN" jokes, or jokes about PEARL HARBOR.
Porcelina - November 10, 2008, 11:50 pm
It is NEVER too soon.
thehattinninja - November 10, 2008, 11:49 pm
it will always be too soon. remember that.
yon - October 29, 2008, 12:39 pm
nope not to soon 7 years is not to soon. so i loled :)
Pessimist - October 21, 2008, 10:03 am
Yes it is but it wouldn't surprise me at all


11TH ANNIVERSARY -


TAGS: 911 tragedy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

jinxguy44 - November 2, 2015, 8:30 pm
Always a great sentiment, but personally I don't know of anyone or any American that needs a reminder not to forget.
Oiler - January 27, 2013, 2:07 pm
Singularly THEE most unforgettable day in my life, and an awesome quiet reminder. 5L
Airman - September 12, 2012, 6:49 pm
thx very much
Iconoclast - September 12, 2012, 3:33 pm
The VERY BEST that I have seen. Favorite and e-mailed to some friends. Thanks.


REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR. - December 7, 1941


TAGS: 1941
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

maoworks2 - December 7, 2012, 8:14 am
Almost.
EmilioDumphque - December 7, 2012, 2:49 am
Have you finished your Infamy Day gift shopping?
maoworks2 - December 6, 2012, 10:17 am
Thank You All. Mao


1950'S VALUES -


TAGS: back in the day 1950 s divorce evil women were more honest
Rating: 4.03/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:43 pm
I think it had to do something with people's warped values; e.g. stick with the lying, cheating, abusive bastard because God approves would otherwise disapprove. Btw, is that Mary Tyler Moore?
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:20 pm
Touche, Akbar.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:16 pm
I do not believe prison is the same as group therapy. It is a group but the thera**utic part is questionable until there is a riot
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:12 pm
We're all in group therapy... it's good to have help from others your mom has affected.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
The mom trap is inescapable and no group therapy...the others in the group would not be safe
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:53 pm
Group therapy time, Akbar? Is she the one trap you didn't escape from unharmed?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:51 pm
Where did he find a picture of my mom
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:49 pm

sad, a wasted pic


9/11 - Everyone was affected, But everyone made a promise: Never Forget.




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19TH AMENDMENT - Proof that it was a bad idea. And they say guys think with their bottom half.


TAGS: ***ist 19th amendment women sufferage obama
Rating: 1.78/5

More motifakes by urmom

HAHA - May 9, 2009, 2:39 am
What you g** now?
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:58 am
*HAHA (I blame the beers, and the more beers)
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:57 am
And with that lame comment, HAMA prances out of the closet. Well done, girlfriend!
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 1:52 am
d*** she made her self not h**.
Yeo - April 26, 2009, 10:23 pm
Yeah, this one picture proves that the 19th Amendment was a bad idea... not!


1999 - has come and gone... So, ... Moonbases? Nuclear waste deposit sites? ... Where are they, huh?


TAGS: space 1999 moonbase alpha nuclear deposit rnr
Rating: 1.38/5

More motifakes by RnR

KaiserJames - February 11, 2010, 3:53 am
Party like its 2012
noneya - November 26, 2008, 2:45 pm
2012 - it's stil coming...
Amaterasu - November 17, 2008, 11:16 am
And what happened with the end of the world huh? They've been promising that since the dawn of men.
pro - August 6, 2008, 4:26 pm
And what happened to the space ody-me-howzit-spelled of 2001?


LOOSE CHANGE -




GEORGE ORWELL'S 1984 - It wasn't meant to be an instruction manual


TAGS: orwell 1984
Rating: 4.85/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 8:35 am
They took it as something of a guide line though that is for sure!


AMBER LAMPS -


TAGS: greybeards amber lamps leaky http www youtube com watch v xfmaiy9fzzy your mom
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:30 pm

the dude actually has "i am a m**********r" on his t-shirt. and the other guy still messes with him. lmfao when i first saw it.
Reality Lord - September 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

yeah, sorry the link i'll set here is to one of the most viewed current youtube files. enjoy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDQyae9v1VA
crankyhead - September 4, 2010, 6:45 pm
I'm a 67 year old man! You ain't afraid of me! LOL
tellitlikeitis - September 4, 2010, 6:33 pm
Most definately have to see utube to understand this one! LOL


JENNIFER BEALS -




Seattle Seahawk wish list -


TAGS: niners 49ers
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by NINERMIKE

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:22 am
There is a WWII German government organization that used the initials O T. It is the closest to a rational reason to censor O T that I could find.
Preacher Man - December 8, 2013, 3:27 pm
(I did not misspell s-h-o-t. The censor program has gone berserk.
Preacher Man - December 8, 2013, 3:26 pm
What, the Hawks want to be three games down and be a longsh** for the playoffs? Oh, I see, you're talking about living in the past. How sad.


OK PRIVATE... - ...you assault the left gunner I'll take the yarn. Tabby,You distract em and for God sake, you better let em' have it on the cuteness factor!


TAGS: 9088463
Rating: 4.35/5

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Reality Lord - February 25, 2012, 7:35 am

drop this here as well... http://www.motivationaltwist.com/


KHHHHAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!! -


TAGS: star trek humor holly9000
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by holly9000

DreMagnum - February 2, 2010, 8:13 am
I chuckled so I give it a 4
motifake - February 2, 2010, 8:04 am

This is actually pretty funny. Any posting rule may be broken at mod discretion for funny
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:33 am
I never said it did.....he didn't get it ...I explained it......still 1L.
culos - February 2, 2010, 7:12 am
Having seen Startrek doesn't make this a very good poster either. It's not even in proper MOTIFAKE format (Caption - no text)and should not have been approved.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:04 am
Then you should be ashamed.
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 12:49 am
I haven't seen any star trek ever except for part of the new movie
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 12:47 am
Then you haven't seen enough Star Trek.
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 12:35 am
I dont get this


GIANT OCTOPUS - Probably not the best choice for a pet




IT’S SIMPLE -




YEAH BABY - Austin Powers. Standing for manhood since 1997.




P90X - You can change the name all you want. You are still sweating to Richard Simmons




THE 90S - This about sums it up.


TAGS: the 1990s oh well whatever nevermind
Rating: 3.57/5

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djinnyf - March 19, 2011, 7:11 am
I miss the 90s....... xx
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 7:18 pm
why don't you marry it?


MUSIC OF THE 1990'S -


TAGS: aprchallenge the 90s mc hammer vanilla ice
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by sickartist

forseti - April 5, 2010, 6:12 pm
LOL... If it wasn't done that often, i'd make another "STOP - Hammer Time"-pic!
R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 4:37 pm
I hate the song that ripped off the tune to Ice Ice Baby, something abou t "money" Psshh!
thatonechick - April 5, 2010, 4:09 pm
Fact: I crank up the radio every time I hea "Ice, Ice, Baby" on the Retro Lunch.
R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 4:09 pm
I still got my hammer pants. The wife HATES them!
Bovee - April 5, 2010, 4:07 pm
can you say hammer pants? 5L's
Crashedmonkey - April 5, 2010, 9:09 am
Awesome


SHELL SUITS - for when you really gotta party like its 1999




WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!




1964 - A good year for guys in gowns


TAGS: guys gowns crossdresses transvestites 1964 rnr
Rating: 2.29/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 26, 2008, 12:59 am
Three Dollars!!!??? In 1964 money? Why, that's insane! Gas was only 30 cents a gallon! Ohhh, limited edition! Well, that explains everything.


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TAGS: 9 11 truther america terrorism
Rating: 2.22/5


HAL 9000 - Can't escape the Red Ring of Death


TAGS: hal 9000 red ring
Rating: 4.53/5

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phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 2:46 pm
good **** lol


YOU WILL BE HAPPY -


TAGS: 1984 asofterworld
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

falloutghoul - February 17, 2012, 5:18 pm
Government should learn to fear US!


PSYCHICS - Why don't you ever hear of one winning the lottery?


TAGS: frauds 1 99 minute
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by WTFO

JesusWept - October 3, 2012, 2:49 pm
LOL good one! 5 lions
WTFO - February 5, 2012, 2:43 pm
Wow. Now that's an old joke Cloud.
CloudchaserS - February 3, 2012, 12:57 am
A psychic once told me where I could find my stolen bicycle. Turns out the Alamo doesn't have a basement.


THE 80'S - worn like a badge of honor


TAGS: 1980s big hair
Rating: 3.95/5

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Airman - February 24, 2012, 10:49 am
@tellit - that 60's young lady is Sandra Dee. The original Gidget. Married Bobby Darin. Woof. Lauren had her good and bad years, but she was the widow of Humphrey Bogart, and she had the famous "you know how to whistle don't you" line
tellitlikeitis - February 23, 2012, 7:20 pm
Disagree.... Lauren Bacall, never found her very pretty... However... 1960-- I think it may be Tippy Hendren, not sure. But pretty.
Reality Lord - February 23, 2012, 5:34 pm

d*** straight. the 40's look pretty h** though.


U.S.M.C. AV-8B HARRIER - Hide All You Want! I've Got Nothing But Time to Hover Around and Wait!


TAGS: jred59
Rating: 3.83/5

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AMERICAS MEMORIALS -


TAGS: americas memorials military 9 11
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by ronsart

how long before its removed - September 11, 2009, 5:05 pm
i think its hilarious
Airman - September 11, 2009, 4:54 pm
dear who.. there is a motifake topic of the day.. each and every day.. and today's is Memorials. That is why you are seeing so many. Not all topics are funny
who gives a damn - September 11, 2009, 4:50 pm
i think people should limit themselves to funny. leave the patriotic bs to the company that makes those pin on flags, no disrespect to those who died but i come here to laugh, not to feel like ****


THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: life time day celebration joke smart hidden turkey november good bad led zeppelin album 1969
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by giulio

rockntractor - November 27, 2009, 11:53 pm
Now that's hilarious!


419 SCAMS - The CEO uses Hotmail for Half Million Dollar Transactions


TAGS: 419 scams
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by wrecKINGball

'a - June 24, 2009, 12:38 am
I forgot a "'"
... - June 24, 2009, 12:37 am
The worst part is that some internet noobs do get caught... Think about it, it just takes one bite and the guys rich. Truly sad.
Spoon - November 1, 2008, 7:44 am
You think that's bad? I keep getting messages from FBI agents with live.com accounts.


AMERICANS -


TAGS: visiting france since 1915
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 10:36 pm
I wonder how many of those dead soldiers were sh** by Frenchmen. Many didn't like the idea of the D-day invasion, including DeGaulle! Many were getting along fine with the Nazis and their anti-Semitic policies.
Buzzramjet - May 3, 2012, 11:24 pm
I thought that last one was hilarious? Where's yours?
crankyhead - May 3, 2012, 10:06 pm
Geez, where's your sense of humor Buzz?
Buzzramjet - May 3, 2012, 9:59 pm
Okay, GFY Is that American English enough for you?
crankyhead - May 3, 2012, 7:51 pm
Could you repeat that in English? You see, I don't speak British. =)
Buzzramjet - May 3, 2012, 3:58 pm
Actually it is not a 100%. Bit touchy are we.Have a nice day.
crankyhead - May 2, 2012, 6:49 pm
You realize this is a humor site, dont'cha Buzzkill?
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 2:27 pm
Obviously you missed the entire point here. Which was, without the French we would be speaking British English vs the American English we speak now. DO try to pull your head out of your....
crankyhead - May 2, 2012, 2:12 pm
Don't you mean '...speaking English'?
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 10:50 am
Read your history, we are about to lose the American Revolution when the French showed up and saved our bacon. Had they not shown up, George was about to surrender and we would have been back under British rule.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 2, 2012, 1:44 am
"speaking British"...lolwhat?
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 1:07 am
If it wasn't for them we'd be speaking British and bowing to the Queen whenever she came over to check on her empire.
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 1:06 am
d***ed RIGHT! So as far as I'm concerned they get a pass forever. They need help. we're there.
turborko - April 25, 2012, 6:30 pm
And they saved our a** in the revolutionary war! Thanks to them we don't have a monarchy.
Budog - April 22, 2012, 1:10 am
Frances national flag should be a white flag. If it wasn't for the U.S. they would all be speaking German today... 5L
Budog - April 22, 2012, 1:09 am
Frances national flag should be a white flag. If it wasn't for the U.S. they would all be speaking German today...
lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 11:17 am

Not long ago I spoke with a friend who'd returned from a trip to France. He said that at the American cemeteries he visited, the old French people who he saw there wept over the graves. They've never forgotten.
maoworks2 - April 21, 2012, 7:15 am
We Saved There a** 2 Times !


LADY LIBERTY - Standing Tall Standing Proud Remembering Those Who Are Gone


TAGS: lady liberty tall proud remembering those who perished on 9 11
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by rerun

TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:39 pm
Nice job. It includes all who are here legally
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:35 pm
So, pretty much everyone except mexicans? 5L


RULE 198 - IF IT'S NOT ON GOOGLE, IT DOESN'T EXIST. NO EXCEPTIONS. -


TAGS: google god rule 198
Rating: 3.52/5

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travesama - January 21, 2010, 1:46 pm
Thanks, I was just reading the rules of the internet and it just came to me
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 11:28 pm
People need to lighten up. I am a Christan and this is f***ing hilarious! 5L! I may even log out just to give it another 5L. That is too funny.


MONTY PYTHONS FLYING CIRCUS TEAM - The Collective Term For Genius




I PLAYED GOLF TODAY -




I'M A COYOTE, - Derp Derp Derp




PSYCHOLOGY - Psychiatrists! All they do is tell you you love your MOTHER!..... than goose you for $500 Dollars.




MA-2 (SEAL) MIKE MONSOOR - "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends."


TAGS: jred59
Rating: 4.83/5

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INSOMNIA -


TAGS: insomnia cause steve1961 calendar mariand
Rating: 4.79/5

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Num01Ginger - March 18, 2013, 5:20 pm
Wow, lol!


the scar that wouldn't heal -


TAGS: america 9 11 scar freedom scre you nsa reading this
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - September 11, 2013, 10:08 pm
Pretty Cool Dude
chickenlittle - September 11, 2013, 9:08 am
Very nice! Love that song too.


PROFESSIONAL BABYSITTER -




REAL MEN DON'T CRY - However, in 1992 you were allowed to throw up in your mouth a little.


TAGS: 1990 assignment crying game
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:23 pm
LOL! 5
GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 5:33 pm
I hated that movie!! mooo+ snuggled up to much, and knew every line
karlingall - April 5, 2010, 5:15 pm
5l for the haircut in the background
Bovee - April 5, 2010, 3:38 pm
5l's for his look of defeat.
sickartist - April 5, 2010, 3:32 pm
I'll give you 5L even if I still taste bile.


WIDE LOAD -




PEACE, LOVE, HAPPINESS - Old Hippies Never Die They Just Fade In and Out


TAGS: wow man i can see 1967 from here
Rating: 3.67/5

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RON - October 19, 2009, 8:12 pm
LOL TOO! 5+L
Sean - October 19, 2009, 8:08 pm
Excellent. Hope Harr doesn't take offence. *snickers*
agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:41 pm
LOL!! 5L


SUPERMAN FAIL - Where were you on that one, huh?


TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational superman 9 11
Rating: 2.98/5

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Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:16 am
Not only not funny but in extremely poor taste. 1 failed lion cub for you Nero.
Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 9:13 am
A lot posters on this website are funny. This one sure as hell isn't.
Toussaint - June 29, 2009, 1:08 am
Not funny or whatever it was supposed to be, at all.
WTFO - June 29, 2009, 12:34 am
3000 people died on that day. I don't think it's funny when some geek makes a tie in to the mass death of innocents and a cartoon. Freedom of speech I guess, I just don't find humor in it.
St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 12:19 am
Dude i dont get you people. This is full of lol.
Bob Chin - November 26, 2008, 1:56 pm
notlol.... Ah the irony, hence I lold. Motifake...Demotivational can be sad. That's why I love this rollercoaster of a website.
notlol - November 26, 2008, 2:28 am
I think 90% of these posters fail at making anybody laugh
Claire - November 25, 2008, 2:08 pm
Well seeing as Superman fails anyway, AND he's a fictional character, this poster isn't even funny in an "I'm going to Hell" way; it's not even relevant to anything.
DetectiveArcher - September 16, 2008, 9:54 pm
A failure? Possibly. Has no respect for his country? Maybe. Pretty friggin hilarious? Definitely.
RubberDucky - August 7, 2008, 12:53 am
Wow who ever made this is a failure and if you live in the US you have no respect for your country.
Zed - August 4, 2008, 9:06 pm
Well, according to the movie, he was off in space, thanks to Lex Luthor and some well-bribed Astronomers.
Shtoink - August 1, 2008, 2:57 am
prolly off saving his peice of a** in metropolis


STANDING FOREVER - will be the American spirit.




STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

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forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally


WHO KNOWS - what tomorrow may bring


TAGS: nagasaki japan 1945
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - March 28, 2012, 8:41 am
That's For Sure,Good One !


SPECIALIZED SEARCH DOGS - Making The Taliban's Primary Weapon Less Effective Everyday WE FIND WHAT YOU FEAR!




RIGHT RIGHT -


TAGS: mer 9 movie quotes clockwork orange
Rating: 4.1/5

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Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 9:24 am
I'm singin' in the rain...5L
TokinFire - December 10, 2010, 5:04 am
Real mo-fukkin' horrowshow, oh my brother.
whatukno - June 3, 2010, 3:52 am
Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.
TokinFire - March 10, 2010, 10:47 pm
Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Godammit. Oh, excellent poster, oh my brother.
thatonechick - March 9, 2010, 6:21 pm
5 rehabilitations for A Clockwork Orange.


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